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I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Halloween Mercy. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly f**king hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do f**king ANYTHING for the chance to get Halloween Mercy pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to f**king bear. Why would Blizzard create something so perfect? To f**king tantalize us? F**king laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just f**king can't anymore. F**k.
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Fun fact among us got banned at the daycare where I work at

Turns out, you know how youtube has the autoplay thing ? Well one day the kids were watching among us songs on YT when autoplay changed it to the among us twerking video, 10 hour version to be exact, and ALL the kids tried twerking

So thats how among us got banned
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I currently have a Buzz Lightyear action figure stuck in my ass.

I am male if it matters. I've always been into putting things in my ass I don't know why, I'm not gay or anything I just like how it feels. Well I got drunk last night and decided to play with my ass and I hadn't gone shopping so I was out of carrots and cucumbers so I looked around and I saw my Buzz Lightyear action figure and thought "why not?" I've put action figures up there before because they feel different and it's funny. I grabbed Buzz, lubed him up and put him up against my asshole and started sliding him in. "To infinity and beyond!" I moaned as Buzz entered me.

The only problem is that he has those wings that expand and so they popped open nearly splitting me in half and now he's stuck in there and I can't get him out. I know I need to go to the emergency room but honestly I'm scared and ashamed. I've managed to hide it from my wife so far but I think she's getting suspicious and can tell something is wrong. I'm going to try to sneak to the ER later and hopefully get it taken care of without her finding out.
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You f**ked up kid. As I type this I have my modded PS2 running a track IP script on your post. Once I have triangulated your position in the world, my PS3 will release to your router my very own Pandora box virus. You won't notice it at first, but soon your lame PC will begin to work against you in ways you can't even imagine. First your graphics card will start to emit the flu virus, your ram will be uploaded online so everyone will be able to use it, your motherboard will slowly secrete acidic resin which will fry the electronics. The processor will be fine, just to give you hope.
You will be left with a husk of a machine, all because you decided to critique my mental ability... was it worth it?
Not even your mummy can help you now f**k boy
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What the f**k did you just f**king say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f**k out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f**king words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, f**ker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're f**king dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f**king tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you go***mn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're f**king dead, kiddo.
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Wait for real?
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𓀂𓀬𓁅𓁅𓃂𓄆𓃻
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What the hell is that on my radar?

Is that? Oh- It’s a SU-57. I mistaken you for being a bomber, since you’re so go***mn huge for a stealth fighter. You really think you’re able to hide from radar flying around in that city block of an aircraft.

You wanna know what the 57 means? It’s the area code given to it because it’s a f**king giant. You’re so go***mn big that you make the F-22 Raptor look like a Honda Civic next to an F-250 Super Duty on a lift kit.

Oh it’s a 5th gen. fighter like in the Tom Cruise movie? Wow that’s really cool, like that matters when an AIM-120 is rapidly approaching to your exact position, pull that one dumbass move from the movie, you may dodge one missile with that, but you can’t dodge this 20mm going straight into your cockpit.

Tell your airbase to send more 57s to your position… oh wait- that’s right, there are only 21 of you in the world, and they can’t risk sending more 57s out because you’re so go***mn expensive. Meaning you’re all alone. No allies, no friends, and most of all no bitches.

It took you 10 years to get from first flight in 2010 to being in the Russian Air Force in 2020, and even then you haven’t seen shit. The Raptor did it in 8 years, and it’s introduction was back in 2005. You’re already outdated, and should move on with your pathetic existence.

The only way for you to truly be a stealth fighter is to not exist at all. Go back to your hangar, and stay on the ground so that way I can’t see you, and then you can do what you were built for…
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The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't.
In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was.
The missile guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be, and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.
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Ladies and gentlemen, Colonel P.T Chester Whitmore is proud to present:
Bung Vulchungo and the Zimbabwe Songbirds.

Do you see Banana Man?
hopping over on the white hot sand.
Here he comes with some for me,
[this manifestation of our apathy.]
(One, two, three, four.)
Banana Man, we want a ton.
Give us double and a bonus one.
Give me more for all my friends.
This banana flow will never end.

Do you want a banana?
Peel it down and go mm mm, mm, mmmm.
Do you want a banana?
This banana's for you.

[You're the cattle, I'm the free.
It's about whatever you want it to be.
And if you dare to disagree,
surely you're the one resembling sheep.
That which is funny can't be wrong.
It can't be racist if I like the song.
Silly, stupid, quirky, bright.
All these attributes mean that I'm right.]

Do you want a banana?
[Choke it down and go mm mm, mm, mmmm.]
Do you want a banana?
This banana for you.

[He says]
"look you, you're too uptight you know.
You could laugh and kick it back and go (weeee!)
but without a rhythm or a rhyme,
you do not banana all the time.
Fly away from city on the run.
Try to make a little fun."

[So I say
"what's this, f**king 1959?
With the painted face and googly eyes?
And the accent of the Caribbean?
And the imitation simian?
Weren't you born and raised in Michigan?
This banana's gotta stop."]

[Forget all your morals and go with the flow.
Forget about the bad, the good is all you know.
And forget about the voice that's lying deep inside,
the one that's screaming and screeching proclaiming wrong and right.]

And then forget about banana when it's stuck in your throat,
and when it makes you wanna bellow but you're stuck in a choke.
And then forget about the yellow from the beckoning man,
who makes you take another one and make a mock of your plan.

Bungale, bungalo.
[Conscience begone in catchy notes.]
Ummmmmmmmmmmm.
Shhhhhhh...

[Well it's 3am and I'm online again,
arguing with someone I don't know.
I shouldn't feel so strongly but I can't let this go.]

[The moral of this story is, it's]
(Tomorrow morning, on the plane.)
[perfectly fine to wear rose-tinted lenses,]
(No banana make you go insane.)
[but don't neglect your other senses,]
(Floating back to busy town.)
[lest you finally face the consequences.]
(No banana make you want to frown.)

Do you want a banana?
Peel it down and go mm mm, mm, mmmm.
Do you want a banana?
This banana's for...
...you.
chonny jash momento
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早安中国
现在我有冰淇淋
我真的很喜欢冰淇淋
但速度与激情 9
与冰淇淋相比
速度与激情9我最喜欢
所以现在是音乐时间
准备好 1 2 3
整整两周后
速度与激情 9
整整两周后
速度与激情 9
整整两周后
速度与激情 9
别忘了
不要错过
去电影院
并观看速度与激情 9
这是一部很棒的电影
行动很棒
像冰淇淋
再见
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I did the quickest thing i found in my dms and boom
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INFINITE CUM. YOU SIT ON THE TOILET TO JACK OFF, BUT YOU BEGIN TO CUM UNCONTROLLABLY. AFTER TEN SPURTS YOU START TO WORRY. YOUR HAND IS STICKY AND IT REEKS OF SEMEN. YOU DESPERATELY SHOVE YOUR DICK INTO A WAD OF TOILET PAPER, BUT THAT ONLY MAKES YOUR BALLS HURT. THE CUM ACCELERATES. IT’S BEEN THREE MINUTES. YOU CAN’T STOP CUMMING. YOUR BATHROOM FLOOR IS COVERED IN A THIN LAYER OF BABY FLUID. YOU TRY TO CUM INTO THE SHOWER DRAIN BUT IT BUILDS UP TOO FAST. YOU TRY THE TOILET. THE CUM IS TOO THICK TO BE FLUSHED. YOU LOCK THE BATHROOM DOOR TO PREVENT THE CUM FROM ESCAPING. THE AIR GROWS HOT AND HUMID FROM THE CUM. THE CUM ACCELERATES. YOU SLIP AND FALL IN YOUR OWN SPERM. THE CUM IS NOW SIX INCHES DEEP, ALMOST AS LONG AS YOUR STILL-ERECT SEMEN HOSE. SPRAWLED ON YOUR BACK, YOU BEGIN TO CUM ALL OVER THE CEILING. GLOBS OF THE STICKY WHITE FLUID BEGIN TO FALL LIKE RAINDROPS, GIVING YOU A FACIAL WITH YOUR OWN CUM. THE CUM ACCELERATES. YOU STRUGGLE TO STAND AS THE FORCE OF THE CUM BEGINS TO PROPEL YOU BACKWARDS AS IF YOU WERE ON A BUKKAKE THEMED SLIP-AND-SLIDE. STILL ON YOUR KNEES, THE CUM IS NOW AT CHIN HEIGHT. TO AVOID DROWNING YOU OPEN THE BATHROOM DOOR. THE DELUGE OF MAN JUICE REMINDS YOU OF THE GREAT MOLASSES FLOOD OF 1919, ONLY WITH CUM INSTEAD OF MOLASSES. THE CUM ACCELERATES. IT’S BEEN TWO HOURS. YOUR CHILDREN AND WIFE SCREAM IN TERROR AS THEIR BODIES ARE ENGULFED BY THE SNOW-WHITE SLUDGE. YOUR YOUNGEST CHILD GOES UNDER, WITH VISCOUS BUBBLES AND MUFFLED CRIES RISING FROM THE GOOP. YOU PLEAD TO GOD TO END YOUR SUFFERING. THE CUM ACCELERATES. YOU SQUEEZE YOUR DICK TO STOP THE CUM, BUT IT BEGINS TO LEAK OUT OF YOUR ASSHOLE INSTEAD. YOU LET GO. THE FORCE OF THE CUM TEARS YOUR URETHRA OPEN, LEAVING ONLY A GAPING HOLE IN YOUR CROTCH THAT SPEWS SEMEN. YOUR BODY PICKS UP SPEED AS IT SLIDES BACKWARDS ALONG THE CUM. YOU SMASH THROUGH THE WALL, HURTLING INTO THE SKY AT THIRTY MILES AN HOUR. FROM A BIRD’S EYE VIEW YOU SEE YOUR HOUSE IS COMPLETELY WHITE. YOUR NEIGHBOR CALLS THE COPS. THE CUM ACCELERATES. AS YOU CONTINUE TO ASCEND, YOU SPOT POLICE CARS RACING TOWARDS YOUR HOUSE. THE COPS PULL OUT THEIR GUNS AND TAKE AIM, BUT STRAY LOADS OF CUM HIT THEM IN THE EYES, BLINDING THEM. THE CUM ACCELERATES. YOU ARE NOW AT AN ALTITUDE OF 1000 FEET. THE SWAT TEAM ARRIVES. MILITARY HELICOPTERS CIRCLE YOU. HUNDREDS OF BULLETS PIERCE YOUR BODY AT ONCE, YET YOU STAY CONSCIOUS. YOUR TESTICLES HAVE NOW GROWN INTO A SUBSTITUTE BRAIN. THE CUM ACCELERATES. IT HAS BEEN TWO DAYS. WITH YOUR BO
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OK SO BASICALLY I BUSTED SO HARD THAT IT GOT IN THE CEILING FAN AND IT'S NOW LITERALLY EVERYWHERE; THIS ISN'T A HORNY POST I GENUINELY NEED HELP HOW DO I CLEAN IT
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WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE. HOW AWFUL DO YOU NEED TO BE TO HARASS AN INNOCENT PERSON, MOST LIKELY A CHILD, TO THIS EXTENT? WHO DROPPED YOU ON YOUR HEAD AS A NEWBORN? YOUR ACTIONS ARE INEXCUSABLE. I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE ONE DAY. KILL YOURSELVES. NOW. NOBODY LOVES YOU ANYMORE.
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Why Far Cry 2 is the best game in the franchise

- Outposts you clear will get taken back by enemies. The country is in a civil war and you’re caught in the crossfire. You clear one outpost, the other side takes it. Both sides are against you.
- There’s no cash since it’s a war zone. You can only pay for weapons with diamonds which can be found in briefcases and also by completing missions for people.
- The map isn’t in a menu screen. You pull it up with a piece of paper in the game. Being able to move while looking at the map is extremely underrated. You also can switch between a map of the whole area or a smaller map of the section you’re in.
- Guns frequently jam especially if you scavenged them from enemies. If they jam too often they can also just break entirely. You’re better off buying guns from dealers.
- There is no attention indicator from enemies so you don’t know if they spot you until you’re being shot at. You also can’t mark them and see their outlines through walls. This makes the stealth a lot more intense.
- Enemies aren’t dumb either. Unless you are meticulous in how you approach an enemy base, they will see you. They’re on lookout.
- You can’t pick and choose missions on a checklist. You have to go to a dealer or a radio tower to collect mission orders and then complete them to get another one. That’s a lot more interesting than just having a list of a hundred different objectives to complete. Each task has its own purpose.
- NPC characters are smart and act very much like regular people. The game has a buddy system where you can make friends with characters and increase history together. If you receive a mission, some buddies can call you and give you different ways to complete the mission. You can join them and do it their way or just do it the original way.
- If your health drops to zero, one of your buddies can rescue you and get you behind cover so you can patch your wound.
- NPC characters or “buddies” can die permanently if they reach zero health and you’ve saved them too many times. In FC5, if your partner gets to zero health he just gets mad and leaves. Makes a whole lot of sense.
- Cars take a long time to blow up when shot at.
- Enemies that get gunned down might sit up and try to shoot you with their pistol (like in older COD games). Always double check if they’re dead.
- No fast travel except for 5 bus stops in the center and on each corner of the map.
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I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm [explicit] but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewers head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂<br>And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎
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The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
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You show up to MY website and tell ME what to do? Not so fast, Skibidi Skibbington, this is MY hard earned turf, I shed blood, sweat, and tears for the ability to simply use a PHONE. You don't appreciate things you have *chuckles*, you're a prime example for the greed of man. You're too young to be here, so get off. Us SIGMAS will discuss things without you.
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