I'm back after so dang long and I'm bored so here- romance or friendship is fine. (Friend's art. Not mine.)

(romance)
Axel: "Hello?"
*He walked up to her*

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???: Oh, hi. *waves*

*he stops mid stride and waves back*

*Pixer does a gesture to say hello since he can't really wave*

Hey

bob: i feel personally attacked and therefore she must die

"Ah, greetings! I trust the cosmos have aligned in your favor today. As the stars dance in the heavens, so too do we cross paths in this intricate tapestry of existence. Tell me, how does the symphony of reality resonate with you in this moment?"

*he squints his eyes and walks over*
“Do I know you?”

*brings out .45 defender*

get a .44 magnum and play doom music

me: *trips on a conveniently placed rock and rolls up to you as per the consequence*