I'm back after so dang long and I'm bored so here- romance or friendship is fine. (Friend's art. Not mine.)

*brings out .45 defender*

*he squints his eyes and walks over*
“Do I know you?”

"Ah, greetings! I trust the cosmos have aligned in your favor today. As the stars dance in the heavens, so too do we cross paths in this intricate tapestry of existence. Tell me, how does the symphony of reality resonate with you in this moment?"

???: Oh, hi. *waves*

(romance)
Axel: "Hello?"
*He walked up to her*

Hey

bob: i feel personally attacked and therefore she must die

*he stops mid stride and waves back*

*Pixer does a gesture to say hello since he can't really wave*

get a .44 magnum and play doom music

me: *trips on a conveniently placed rock and rolls up to you as per the consequence*