j. jonah jameson

His height and weight aren’t a big mystery.
Trump is the most photographed and recognizable person in the world. A mug shot isn’t necessary.
I wish they would, though… can you imagine the tidal wave of support that would garner? Shit, just indicting him has given him huge boosts in support, moral and financial. The mug shot will certainly cinch it for him.

Except for the fact he had his doctors release "he's the healthiest president ever" which one look at that gut that hangs over his belt prove that wrong. It'll crush Donnie's bloated ego. The numbers Dr. Feelgood Jackson and the other guy released were wrong to make him seem thinner. Because nothing connected to Donnie is the truth. I'm old enough to remember Donnie saying "I'm really rich, I'll never ask for your money." Which we also know is a big FAT lie.

It's as if the Trump-hating political Left is actually trying to get Trump re-elected.

It's how Yanderes(and sometimes Tsunderes) work. . .they are the literal definition of a love(obsessed)/hate relationship.

Gotta love it.