My cat almost scratched my eye out once but she missed and now i have a cool eye scar lmao- but i was angry she missed-

are you a psycho or masochist?

........maybe....

Not to be rude

Im something called a “psychopathic dumbass” :]

just get a spoon and scoop it out
easy

Good ill go try that right after the vacuum cleaner

bro, meanwhile my right eye is literally USELESS because of keratoconus (so even with mid-high-tier glasses its still like watching a video on 144p), so my left eye is the only one that actually works and it's not in good condition either

No damn way💀

I mean ngl I kinda wanna lose a arm so I can maybe get a prosthetic (because robot cool)

Go for it bro
Rip it out

👍

You may not

I may

no

Yes

I refuse

I refuse your refusal

*bonk* >:{

;^;

just stab your eye???

Good point

I am Slightly scared by that fact

Why :D

"I've always wanted to lose my eye"

Hehehehe dont be scared >:D i wont hurt ya.....!

Dw I'm too not scared of you.
You're not the one people need to fear...

ngl that sounded like a line from an edgy gacha story

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damn plankton

Dont get that joke bc ive ✨never watched spongebob✨

Plankton has one eye

Ah