It's a long story (will explain in comments)

It is way funnier without an explanation.

Me waiting for an explanation

I want an explanation.

Where explanation?

Lol

Since most of y'all want an explanation:
I was getting my hair cut and my mom said I will like festivals when I'm older.
I said the only thing remotely similar you will find me at is a a furcon.
My hairstylist, knowing I'm basically a child, got all concerned because "oh furry is a s3xual thing" and even though it can be, that is separate from 99% of the fandom.
I tried to explain but it barely worked.
I ended up crying at the restaurant I went to later. Dumb, I know.