Teaser for a story (possibly multiple stories) that I'm working on

Yayyyyy she's back... now It's time she fights Sagi

Data: hope he likes electricity. Because he's about to get F R I E D.

Sagi: go ahead. Shock me

Data: gladly.

*She pierces through his chestplate and green electricity begins shooting out in all directions, while data is laughing maniacally*

*She stops*

Data: that's what you get for attacking my sister.

*Sagi is somewhat effected*
Sagi: That has a kick... but it is now time for you to die
*Sagi unsheathes it's swords*

Data: oh, you thought it was over?

*She launches him into a wall*

*Sagi gets up with ease and starts to walk towards Data*

Data: try it, b*tch.

*Sagi goes into a new form about instantly and then starts to walk closer to Data*

Data: morality came a bit later than sentience for me. I kinda...

Disintegrated a group of terrorists...

Data: -_- I hope you liked your sense of hearing.

*All of Data's lights turn red and a deafening sound begins playing, it cracks through sagi's visor and disorients him*

*When he regains his focus data is gone*

Sagi: That bastard better run
*Sagi fixes its systems and then leaves*

Data: what? Are you gonna rage quit, grievous?

*Sagi suddenly goes into a new form and it suddenly grabs Data's hands*

Data: didn't really need those anyway.

*They detach and she takes a few steps back*

*Sagi destroys the arms and steps towards Data more*

Data: 0_0 "think fast chucklenuts!"

*She brightens her screen and blinds sagi for a moment, when he regains his sight data has reconnected her body and is standing in front of him*

Sagi: Alright I done playing around

*as soon as he gets close data's body separates into several pieces and they all shoot at sagi while flying around him*

*Sagi doesn't care and grabs Data's floating head*

SAP: How many robots are here?

Data: it's been a while since I've been here so I don't know.

SAP: Oh, okay! My name is S.A.P. but you can call me Sam, nice to meet you!

Data: I'm data, but you can call me...

Data...

I don't know why I said that like I have a cool nickname.

SAP: Hehe, anyways what do you do here?

Data: I mainly fix computers, that's what I was designed to do but most of the time I just good around.

SAP: Well i... Dont do much hehe

Im just a latest generation AI, i mean i have a consciousness, a morality... I have these qualities because my Creater used the Essence of the soul of his dead brother...

Data: ... The consciousness part is pretty common but not the soul part.

SAP: But who created you? My creator was the most intelligent person in the world, even got a world record for highest IQ, he programed me to have the same intelligence, but i also have many qualities that i dont think many robots or AIs have

Data: I was made by the collector, back when he lived on earth. He was one of the smartest people on his planet before it was destroyed.

SAP: Oh? I don't think he could have been intelligent enough to create my code, i mean i can create AIs myself!

Data: well he actually made me sentient on accident, he spilled some experimental nanotech while he was building me and it messed with my systems.

(the NEXT one he made was on purpose.)

SAP: Well i have a morality, which is kinda good? I guess?

*goof

Sniper: I don’t think we’ve meet before… it’s nice to meet another robot.

Data: I was here a long time ago, back then it was just me and earth... (Earth as in the robot, not the planet)

Sniper: Oh. I was made a little while ago, with the purpose of protecting my creator. But someone killed him, and now I don’t live for anything.

Data: nobody ever said you needed to, I was made for tech support but that's not the ONLY thing I do.

Sniper: Good idea, maybe I should work at Costco!

*he walks away*

*3 minutes later he comes back*

Sniper: I’m pretty sure they don’t allow robots.

Lay: *gasp* Another robot!!

Data: I've heard of you, aren't you Astra's cat?

Lay: Yea, who are you?

Data: I'm Astra's sister, there's another one named earth but she's unloading the ship right now

Lay: *gesp* Cool!
(Wait data is astras sister??)

(yeah, so is earth.)

(Family of robots)

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(Time for collector)

Yay she’s back!