I laughed out loud reading this, and my mom said "why are you laughing" X_X

Usually i just smash some girls in my basement

Relatable

It was fun until the police arrived for sexual assault

Yeah they still haven't caught onto me yet

Someone PLEASE put this in cursed comments

U do it

No way in hell am I screenshotting that

Lol fine

AND THEN, THE POLICE SMASHED THE OTHER 619897619249644652928186464681916446918246468454618569420515464818145161881881818181818181841618848481518 OTHER LITTLE GIRLS TOO

That is it

Usually, I destroy the table, and going hunting zoophiles and furries

That escalated quick

I usually murder a British family of 7

So that's why i found a little girl running from a dead man

Imagine how many families you would've slaughtered if you played Geometry Dash

Usually i just

same

I... guess I don't rage

I just quit the game and eat

The worst I'll do is slap the table and go do something else :)

Poor table

Children right?

Eat children right?

Keyboard smasher but instead of the keyboard, I smash the mouse

I normally will only slap the table, then go attend to other things

8(

Usually I'm smashing something at that moment

During your rage moment...?

Desk, keyboard, computer... mouse... cat..

I thought you meant the other type of smash XD
Wait- cat? o-o

I usually smash my cat - the other type of smash

Poor cat

I didn't stutter, did I?

face grabber

I just think of scenarios where I throw my baby brother across the room.

Oh... X_X

The emotional breakdown and face grabber are me

M2, I grab my face because I have an emotional breakdown