7/yo me when there was a bat in my house:
(True story, I saw it on the ceiling in the corner, screamed, my mom came in, the bat flew everywhere, me and my big brother cried and freaked out, my big sister and her friend freaked out and ran out of the house, my older brother (a different one, I have two) rolled his eyes, opened the front door, and smacked the bat out the front door with a broom. it was comedy gold)