the pacifist

The get bit by the spider to become a superhero who swings through town guy

YO SAME

Lol

Then ends up becoming his uncle

The pacifist

the freeze up and yell for helper.

The c l e a n s e r

The "prank em john"

The Oppenheimer

Zoo keeper

Samw

The arsonist

Or the tell someone else to kill it while I start it down so it doesn't escape before the killer comes

5: The doom slayer

The nuclear warfare veteran

The zoo keeper

Imagine someone coming over and being like " WHY IS THERE A F**KING SPIDER IN YOUR SHOWER?!" and telling them that it's the spider's apartment XDDD

Same

BRO ONCE THERE WAS ACTUALLY A SPIDER IN MY SHOWER
IT WAS A HUNTSMAN
THIS COMMENT REMINDED ME OF THAT MOMENT

OH SHIT

don't worry though, im fine. just a bit traumatised. i also once saw a cockroach in my shower and i was allergic to them... so double the trauma, i guess lol

Sheesh
My mom will scream bloody murder when she sees a bug

zoo keeper

Same

the screamer XD

the killer

D:

either zookeeper or pacifist

i wanna cuddle with the screamer and just calm her down the kill the spider then just snuggle with her and give her a squish mallow for her to snuggle with and i would regret this but i would even let her wear my hoodie

The one who talks to the spiders and they actually reply

The zookeeper

Or pacifist

The killer, and not just in this context…

The shooter

The pacifist killer

The zookeeper.

I am the obliterator. No spider shall escape my wrath.

The shooter

The pacifist.

If it’s a huntsman spider, I’m a pyromaniac.
Don’t look it up.
It’s scarred me.
R.I.P Australians

The f**ker

the cooker.

The runner. Most of the time.

I am definitely the screamer

The smack it with a shoer

I’m a screamer.
That sounds so wrong lol

The eater is technically the killer

Nah, there's a possibility it crawls back out of your mouth