WII U 2!!!
…hear me out
it’s the Wii U’s second chance, it has more features and stuff and it has no mention of the Wii in the name so it would actually sell
backwards compatibility with the Switch, Wii U, and 3DS
actually not underpowered and stuff like that
has a retro game collection software (NSO collections but every console (besides Wii U, 3DS, and Switch))
Eshop will sell Switch, 3DS, Wii U and brand new games
sounds really ambitious, but is any of this supposed to sound realistic?