Well I'm convinced now!
I got a friend, Dwight D Doogenhauser, whose cousin mops floors at an H&R Block, and they overheard there that someone there said Trump wuz robbed. And framed. Plus one time McD's left out the toy in one of his 2pm Happy Meals. That wasn't nice of them. It's very sad what he goes through, and he's doing it for us. One Happy Meal at a time. *wipes tear*