Okay, first of all, that's not a 9mm Glock. That's the Glock 44, which is chambered in .22 LR, a round that's only effective against animals smaller than raccoons. Secondly, all of the non-shooty things a Glock can do, a Makarov can do better. I've actually lost count of how many bottles of Heineken and Jarritos I've opened with mine.
That said, even without the ability to enjoy a nice, cold beer, Glocks are still pretty solid.
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