I never had that, but I had the "I remember when you were just a baby! You've grown so much!"
In my head, I'm like, "Yeah, 25 years of life will do that to people!"
Imagine asking who asked like no one cares you didn’t ask you don’t have to freaking ask a question to get told something, besides you’re on the internet, this is exactly what you’re gonna see. Now shut up and stop saying stupid stuff like that.
