We’re making sexualities for things that DON’T EVEN EXIST. How terminally online can you get.

Fr

And I thought I was on the internet a lot....

W mario

imma kms

Hold on ain’t this you?

no???? what???

OH
ifym the whole 'fIcToSexUAL' thing then no
it's not a sexuality
like, at all

it wouldnt be even if lots of people saw it as that bcuz it's just not

That’s some clown shoes shit right there.
“I’m not a basement dwelling virgin that can’t get a girlfriend! I’m a fictisexual that only like made up people!” Dumbass’s I swear

Has he TRIED a relationship with a person before?

there was worse

that's just r34 with extra steps...

“oh man it’s another jumper- wait, what was on that computer?”
*looks*
“…i want to join him”

Wait till he hears about "animesexual"