Skill issue

skill based matchmaking

Skill issue

*good ending: the bird tells heaven that you saved him so the heaven guardians let you in heaven🥹*

Yipee

because you saved a injured bird in a game not irl

I did irl

really?

Yeah

True

Fr

Fr

😂

Thx

You're judged by your actions not by your good works

The gatekeepers are cringe if they do that.

Fr unbased St Peter

Did all the Christians flee imgflip? Just as if you want to stop a Balrog you need to do it by Lord of the Rings rules, to get into Heaven you need the rules of Christianity which are — be the home boy (or girl) of Jesus. Being tight with Jesus gets you into heaven. If you get to the Pearly Gates and Jesus says “I never met them” then you’re in trouble no matter how good you are. By the rules of Christianity.

-🤓
/j

That’s about the long and short of it

So I have to get invited to Jesus's birthday party to get into heaven

Or you can crash it, that’s actually ok too

You don’t need the approval of some holy person. If you want in that’s invitation enough

Bruh what about the thousand satanic rituals and killing someone else's dog in minecraft? Saving a bird doesn't cancel that out

Everyone says it feels wrong but the secret is to cram all the “hail Satan” stuff into the first 99% of your life and save 75% on eternity temperature by switching to Jesus on your deathbed

:-)

I think you unalived a bird

The plot twist.

You got to do more than that to get to heaven...

You saved one and killed four.

Lmao

not real

Wtf do you mean