"I told you, son. You'll be free to leave if you suck it for me," his dad reminded him.

this is what you get for being a furry son

This is what strike says is happening to him

Lol, those aren’t even my kids, they’re just in my basement

Wait bro is the quote on your user page a mistborn quote

Yeah, it is

Nice! I love those books
Have a follow

I think I finally found people to be sorta friends with 😂

Haha nice!

why did you name me this way?

why why why? ;-)