The dad said they can if they bring inside one of the arms for him. Little did they know when they gave it to him that he was going to take it upstairs for the purpose of jacking off

then the dad came out with breathing heavily and the kids asked whats wrong and the dad said to bring in a male waist and a female one as well and a head and a female torso they brought him the body parts and the dad went upstairs giggling happily and the kids listened through their fathers door hearing him grunting and saying oh yes over and over again until white gooey stuff came leaking out of the bottom of the door

-eats hamster-

Uhhh…

GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY

Oh no…

I’m starting to think that you need a therapist..

rehehehehehehee

I’M going to need a therapist now

I thought I made this bad enough, but you just went and made it even worse! lol Nice job

thx

You're welcome lol

Don’t encourage it!!

ret

Okay, I don’t think a ret can hurt me…
(Famous last words)

I regret saying that

the ret will still eat you

Oh no

This is-
This is traumatizing.
I’m going to have PTSD

Same here

Would you commit with a snow woman?

dpepends

Into cursed_comments you go

then the dad came out with breathing heavily and the kids asked whats wrong and the dad said to bring in a male waist and a female one as well and a head and a female torso they brought him the body parts and the dad went upstairs giggling happily and the kids listened through their fathers door hearing him grunting and saying oh yes over and over again until white gooey stuff came leaking out of the bottom of the door

Oh, oh my-
Oh my god
This is cursed as hell

Sometimes little snowmen go outside to catch the humflakes on their tounges

Cumflakes

(in doofenshmirtz singing theme voice) "doofenshmirtz is trying to make a kihiidd"

I forgot to type "Curse you Perry the Cursed-a-pus!"

perry the cum-apuss

SHUT UP

a cum-apuss? PERRY THE CUM-APUSS

I GET IT NOW SHUT UP

PERRY THE CUM-APUS GET OUT OF MY PLANE INATOR

THE ONLY THING ABOUT YOU BEING A LORD IS THE LORD OF THE SH!TS

well then perry the cum-apuss behold my condom-inator now get in

i stole ur meme for a comment dude, sorry

ok

How the tables have turned💀

my how the turned tables have tabely turned