Jesus kinda slays

No socialist not communist but yeah don't tell conservatives

Thank you. There are too many people who think socialism and communism are the same thing.

Yeah I get it it's kinda lame when they get them confused

WHAAAT!?
HE LOVES MEN TOO!?
#NOTMYJESUS!
#JESUSISAFA-

he has technically participated in a gay orgy, according to the book

dont tell conservies

i feel like i want to, just to piss them off

god is a f**king dick

apparently, this group of children were calling one of his people ''baldy'', so he sent two bears to go maul them. The bears killed 42 kids.

How very ''pro life''. Using bears to f**king kill kids who insult your hairline

Wait where does it say that

I believe it would be 2 Kings 2:24

Holy crap

"Why are you atheist?" -Christian

This is why i'm f**king atheist, buddy.

Honestly I try to skip reading the Old Testament as much as possible. There's some weird crap in there. I much prefer the New Testament and the Book of Mormon.

Ayo Mormon buddies

Ayyyyy

You can believe whatever religion you please, that's not for me to judge.

I personally find all of the religious texts as bullshit.

I do care however, if you don't acknowledge that there is some f**ked up shit in there.

Oh I'm not judging you for being atheist, and I get there's some messed up stuff in the scriptures. I can still find the good, but I totally get it

That doesn't surprise me, that was just a thing people did during the Roman empire

true dat

I ship jesus and Peter just to piss people off

less go

imgflip.com/i/7u0nel this is something

Slay

wtf.
hes... hes not trans.
nor is he bisexual.
im bisexual and i know this is bs.

I am too, and yet he apparently participated in a gay orgy, thus making him bi?

Also, he is trans because he is ''made, not concieved''

his only direct parent is Mary.

So if he isn't concieved by God bonking Mary, then he only has one set of chromosomes.

The only chromosomes he can have are XX, which come from his mother

XX chomosomes mean female.

Therefore, Jesus is a biological female, meaning he is a trans man, assuming he identifies as male.

i heard the second thing about being trans already.
that is not the way it works, you are jumping to conclusions.
but the first one?
where tf is that in the bible?

Ok you got me, I made that up.

A better label for Jesus is asexual.

I made up the gay orgy thing to piss off religious people.

The trans thing theoretically makes sense assuming Jesus is a male.

That’s what I figured.
I’m not even religious.
We don’t actually know if, according to the Bible, if Jesus was asexual. He just didn’t have sex (not that we know of at least)
Yes, but jesus was created by god and put into Mary (supposedly) so he could be male.
I mean I believe he has balls. I’m not sure though.

what?

i'm not wrong, if you read the bible.

Look I’m no Christian but come on 💀

Neither am I. It just logically makes sense.

This is the biggest bullshit I ever heard in my life. Jesus was made by God and he made him male. Get your facts straight with your LGBTQ bullshit.

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GOD AINT REAL BITACH!

You believe that. Idrk if he is real anyways but I'm in a process that I think he's real but even if he isn't. Jesus ain't trans that's what retards say

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Whar

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bro is slurring on a f**king public website.

😑

Bruv do you even read the book that you pull quotes from 24/7?

If you did, my logic would make sense.

They are so worked up over their imaginary friend to realize how f**king dumb this argument is

I love this. I am getting the exact reactions from you people that confirm that most religions are built on hatred of others. Thanks mate! You are really showing kindness and empathy towards others! Such a model human!

correct.

According to ze Bibley, he is made, not concieved

His only direct parent is Mary.

So if he isn't concieved by God bonking Mary, then he only has one set of chromosomes.

The only chromosomes he can have are XX, which come from his mother

XX chomosomes mean female.

Therefore, Jesus is a biological female, meaning he is a trans man, assuming he identifies as male.

*mic drop*

You do realize that God doesn't care about how science works and can give a woman a biologically male child without any male genes being involved

He literally flooded the Earth
He created the entire universe

Yet you think he has to obey science

Considering you replied, yes

You sure care enough to respond

Says the guy who thinks Jesus is trans

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Jesus is trans because,

According to ze Bibley, he is made, not concieved

His only direct parent is Mary.

So if he isn't concieved by God bonking Mary, then he only has one set of chromosomes.

The only chromosomes he can have are XX, which come from his mother

XX chomosomes mean female.

Therefore, Jesus is a biological female, meaning he is a trans man, assuming he identifies as male.

Like how retarted are you tbh. You need social services in your house right NOW!

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Like how you use the ''r word'' without even knowing its definition.

You need to take a chill pill. I'm just stirring the pot. :3

Nah, I'm getting a laugh out of how far you're jumping to conclusions

You could probably get a world record in the long jump

I'm also getting a laugh out of all the angry commenters who can't see that this post was made soley to piss people off :3

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Bruv, you just admitted he created everything, which would also encompass the laws of science.

And since U people believe that he has a ''divine path for everything'', and everything is meant to happen, so he plans for people to transition.

There is also no bible verse denouncing the existance of trans people my guy.

And your god is a f**king dick on top of that because he let the holocaust happen to a group of his followers, killed all the firstborn kids in egypt, and sent 2 bears to go maul 42 kids to death.

Seems like a ruthless dictator to me, ngl.

God has infinite power, he can put a male child in a virgin mother.

God does not decide how history goes, that is up to us.

Yes, he does know how everything will happen, but he did not decide for it to. All of the evil that we see in the world: the holocaust, the world wars, they happened from our actions, not God's.

There's also a verse in Genesis, "Male and Female, he created them." This verse means that if you're a male, you're a male, there's no changing that.

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1) I feel like if this guy actually cared, he would have intervened to stop the holocaust.

2) The verse you name dropped says f**k-all about being trans. What if you are female, just born in the wrong body? It says nothing about transitioning

3) A whole lot of Genisis is bullshit, and a lot of it is plain wrong. Like the part where these two daughters get their dad drunk and commit incest with him in a cave

4) Another part of Genesis mentions how god created ''night and day'', ''sea and land'', ect.
Since dusk and dawn exist in between night and day, and beaches exist between sea and land, this proves that he didn't just create binaries. Everything is a spectrum, therefore the Bible proves the existance of the gender spectrum, and the validity of non binary people

You're literally jumping to conclusions based off of how they described him creating the universe.

It's not being a female born in the wrong body, it's gender dysphoria, and it's scientifically a mental illness.

If he didn't care, why would he try to get his word to you, even if he knew you wouldn't accept it?

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I love how you think you can win.

Your favorite piece of lit was written 2000 years ago.

cool your ass a little.

Yes, it is

Cause it's helped me and stayed relevant for all of this time

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Great for you. Just don't shove it down other people's throats, and don't freak out at critisism.