Meme #2,553

I would honestly buy it if the mouth wasn't so dog gamn realistic

"It don't bite"
YES IT DO

no it doesn't look how cute it is
Just poke your finger at it it will be fine

*yeets it*

Smart move

Hehe

F**k no I'm leaving this plane of existence

alr bye 👋

What is this, Cult of the Lamb? Nah bro

Is it strange that my first thought was "I wonder how it tastes"

YOUR WHAT

That's my first thought about most objects. I often find myself thinking "if I cooked this and ate it, would it taste good" people are not an exception

Yeah..

Pass. That is literally the Sarlacc as a plush.

Xd

I'm happy I'm on the toilet cause I just shit my pants

That defeats the purpose of a toilet

did you shit your pants or the toilet? (tho its delicious either way)

What the fug

The forbidden chocolate

😋

DELICOUS? WHAT

what?

YOU SAID- ah nevermind

Not said-- ate.

Awwww SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!