John Kerry:
I always fly on jets my wife privately owns, as I have no interest in her business affairs whatsoever.
Did you know her father made a mean ketchup? That Kraut kicked ass and earned money.
I don't have to explain to my wife anything. She is rich on account of her own inheritance. She covers all my expenses.
Especially my Marxist horse shit political. Expertise I pretend to have acquired since I threw my Viet Nam War medals at the White House. The same house where cocaine was recently found.'
I like to eat toast without any butter nor jam on it. That's how my humor stays dry.
Eat me,
JK
