DEMOCRATS IF TRUMP SPITS OUT A PIECE OF GUM ON A RANDOM SUBWAY; "We have 37 different camera views of The Great Satan, aka Donald Trump, littering! He will be imprisoned for life!"; DEMOCRATS IF DRUGS ARE FOUND IN ONE OF THE MOST SECURE ROOMS IN THE WHITE HOUSE; "Unfortunately there is no way to tell who had access to that room. And the cameras don't work in there either!"