As a Texan I would plug my router back in and shoot her with my 357 magnum revolver

That I always keep in my house

Sounds normal compared to what I do (opens children hunting shack and loads hunting rifle )

Old as hell 3 yrs actually

So reusing? Already seen this before. How lazy are you?

I just skip to the end because nobody interrupts my game :)

just smash? no it would be the most painful bang in all of history. she wouldn't walk for 5 days strait, and limping for another 3. after all the suffering is over, i would stab and shoot her 23 times

i would keep playing because it's an offline game
then report to police as usual

This is why I carry a 700. NITRO EXPRESS with me...