do i make this a template

Yes

Dude’s eyes are about to pop out of his sockets.

His digital plastic eye surgery went horribly wrong

Cockroach looks like the disembodied head from The Thing

"also like I'm not trans but like I daydream about being a girl all the time and want to be one like if there was a button that turned me into a girl I would instantaneously smack the shit out of it but I'm not actually trans because like I wanna see what it's like but at the same time I feel like I would enjoy it but like I'm not trans" -ApeFan4