Hell yes

I’ll take you on and win

With my 45 caliber 1911

Good lord…

That’s what being a Texan is like

until you realise you ran out on the way here shooting the bullets into the air out of excitement

Well I wouldn’t do that because ammunition is way to expensive to just waste like that

your a Texan its what you do!

Yes but do you know how expensive it is to get ammunition just anywhere

wouldn't a tiger be more dangerous than a guy with a machete?

Probably tbh

perhaps if he had a shotgun-

Which gauge

any

Then imma go with 10 gauge to make it harder for us texans

well a tiger might not immediately try to maul you as long as its full and you dont piss it off

I want to wear a fursuit and murder ppl with a machete :]

Times 10

final boss

1v1 me noob

chain

I’d rather the last level be a huge cat robot

Yes

I can take it

*packs my two Saudia planes ready for the fight*