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Little vent | Okay so this is going to be a problem for everyone with robot ocs. Eggy's Messy egg can basically one shot all of them and there is basically nothing we can do. I'm going to prepose that the messy egg ONLY works on computers and not robots; Cosmic Disgust; Somewhat pissed off | image tagged in shiver announcement template thanks blook | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Because imagine that you are making a robotic villian and then Eggy just whips out the guaranteed one shot and power plays that he plugs it into them. He also confirmed that it's basically unbreakable because OmEgA aLlOy. Like bruh
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*eats the messy egg*
mmmmm egg
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Maybe most types of AI mess it up, anything smarter than elexa or whatever can stop it
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John: Hey, we have done some testing, and yes! We fused a filament of Infinity with Aetherium, creating a better and closer version to actual infinity! And we made this!

*Its a big technological gun with an energy cycling through different colors*

(Basically, they can create any weapon since they have very magical materials and metals)

John: And me and my team are gonna test it on a dwarf planet very far away from everything! Do you approve?
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Collector: you do acknowledge with infinity it won't matter how much distance there is, right?
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John: This is still a beta of Infinity, plus it's only a filament, come on, let's go test it!
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Collector: ... Fine.
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*he gets on a ship*
John: You gotta come though!
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*collector gets on*
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*later at the planet*

John: Im going outside the ship, dont worry i have safety ropes

*He goes out*

John on radio: Ok, i will start in 3...2...1..

*He activates the blaster*

*It shoots a massive beam that cycles through colors*

*It hits the planet, and the surface of the planet is almost instantly evaporated, it cracks and destroys, then another explosion triggers, and it covers the entire planet*

*Then the explosion implodes on itself and reached a single small point*

*Then it explodes creating a black hole that rapidly shrinks and then dissapears*
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*the body glows blue and then explodes*

Collector: I don't care WHAT you are, I will keep my promise.
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???: Well then, i will keep his soul, and I'll find another vessel

*It flys into the sky*
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Collector: ... I shall heed your word.

*The entire area is burnt away by blue light and flames*
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*suddenly a high pitched scream comes out*

*Suddenly a big black fire comes out and flys into the sky*

*It reaches for John's body and pulls it up*

*The black fire covers John, and takes over it*

???: You were too slow, but fortunately, his soul is still intact, but now it's mine *followed by a dark and creepy laughter*
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Collector: *looks directly into John's eyes*

If it would destroy everything, then why would you, or your planet, want to make it?

Your people questioned if they could, not if they should.
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John: Well it would destroy everything if it was unstable, but they want it to be stable, so it creates more controllable c-chaos

I should remind you again, if any being were to absorb it, they would gain an incredible power, so much power that they could even kill gods

*Another guy comes*

Mark: Hey can you give the the blaster real quick?

John: Sure
*Pases it over*

John: Such power cannot be maintained, and will destroy every atom of your body, again this is a warning never get it on you
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*blue light suddenly begins to heal the soul*

Collector: I only give mercy to people who truly deserve it, and there aren't many who do. Now just put the soul back, and we can fix this.
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John: There is no redemption for me

*He holds the soul near his chest*

John: Do me a favor, destroy my body before It escapes

*He closed his hand and shatters his soul*

*A black liquid drips from his hand and from his eyes*

*All around his black flames start to appear*

*And his eyes slowly turn to black*

(I think i took inspiration from Glitchtale lol)
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Collector: you can still fix what you've done. If I believed you deserved to die, I wouldn't have let that wound heal.
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John: I am a traitor, and traitors deserve punishment *he compresses the soul more, it cracks more*
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Oh wait I just deleted the wrong comment, I thought I typed something wrong
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*the blade comes out and the wound suddenly heals, and the flame re-enters his body*

Collector: and it will. If you heed my word.
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*he shakes*

John: Y-You don't understand, i h-havent told you s-something, actually t-two things

*He puts his hand near his chest and takes his soul out*

John: While we s-studies infinity, we had f-found a-anot-ther power, a power that influences the soul

John: And second, the real reason w-why they wanted the power of Infinity i-is....

They wanted to kill you... and for this, i don't deserve life *his soul slowly turned black*

John: The power of the soul, is corrupted, not like determination, or other powers, it's Hate, and it's towards myself

*He compresses the soul, and it cracks, he is about to shatter it*
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*john drops the sword*

*He struggles to breathe*

*His pupils tighten*

*His eyes shake*

*He looks at his chest and then at collector*

*A strange glowing flame comes out of his body*

(Aurelians are spiritual, when they die, their soul comes out of their body, if they were good in life and their soul is strong enough it will continue to live in the afterlife while the body dies, if it's not, it will shatter, dooming the aurelian)

*He looks at you dead in the eye*

John: I-It could h-have g-gone differentl-ly

*He says while he struggles to breathe*
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Collector: don't underestimate someone who has fought gods.
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Collector: HE COULD'VE DESTROYED EVERYTHING IN EXISTENCE!!! Do you not realize how dangerous this power is!?
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*john gets mad and grabs a metal handle, then it extends into a plasma infinity blade*

John: I've collected many samples, you should have made better methods of containment

One strike from this blade and your atoms will start to fight against anti matter, and will slowly die off
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Collector: REMEMBER THIS DAY JOHN! THIS IS WHY I DON'T TRUST ANYONE WITH POWER LIKE THAT!
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John: YOU SHOULD BE THANKFUL HE DIED EARLIER THAN EXPECTED! HE COULD HAVE DESTROYED YOU!
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Collector: not anymore.

*He summons a black hole through a portal, it's extreme gravity distorts time enough for Mark's body to disintegrate*
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*his entire body dissapears but a skeleton made of energy stays*

*His body regenerates back*

*He charges a beam and shoots it at the Black hole, The shockwave pushes you back*

*The black hole gets destabilized and implodes, it disappears*

Mark: You cannot stop me

*Suddenly he screams from pain*

*He falls to the ground*

*His flesh slowly burning*

*John runs towards you*

John: Take cover! *He opens a cybernetic shield*

*Marks body glows different colors*

*His flesh burns off and his bones melt*

*Suddenly his body explodes, everything around gets evaporated, the planet they are on cracks and it's core dies*

*Everything around collector and john is destroyed*

*The shield break*

John: That's why we never bring recruits *he turns to collector* I-Im so sorry, i-i didn't t-think this would-

Oh look at the time gotta go!
Hehehehe....he...
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Collector: I've seen stronger, but that's definitely different.
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*the planet and surrounding stars are gone*
*John comes back in*
John: That was, so powerful, i almost couldn't hold the blaster

Naturally this is only a filament, and only a fraction of it's true power, if we were to use the full potential we would delete everything, not kidding, we are talking of Infinity here
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Collector: don't worry, He can't handle the power! I can see his flesh burning away as we speak!
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*he flys towards collector and grabs him by the neck, they both burst through the ship*

*Mark is holding collector by the neck while floating 5 feet in the air*

*His skin burns off while the Infinity goes through his body*

Mark: I have a-all the time i need
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Collector: if your civilization kills itself trying to make this work, don't say I didn't warn you.

*Opens a portal*

In there anything else I should know about?
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*is
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*suddenly everything vibrates*

John: What the-

*A floating figure slowly approaches*

John: M-Mark?!?

*His veins are cycling through colors and glowing*

Mark: *his voice echos* Finally, i have stolen the power, finally, i have all of the power

*The ship in the meantime landed on a planet*
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Ain’t no way bro said aetherium, bro wants those camos bad
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What? Aetherium is a crystal found on planet Aurelia
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Blud aetherium is the shit that gets me to round 100 on die maschine
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Bud I don't know what ya talkin about
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Bud I don't know what ya talkin about
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I could remove omega alloy but that would basically get rid of my most acknowledged thing
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Just... make it rarer please
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It was supposed to be
You needed to seek out 35 rare metals and fuse it together with power equivalent to the crystal to make a single bar
However it’s not unbreakable and never was supposed to be
Just incredibly durable like the hylian shield in totk
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Yeah but apparently the stickmen have it on EVERY single ship
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Well I could implement some new supreme material in my next story
Because all exo shards in exo space now have turned to void stone and exo space is just the void now
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I have an Idea of a better alloy then Omega alloy that I'd like to explain to you
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Ok tell me
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Okay so this is going to be a problem for everyone with robot ocs. Eggy's Messy egg can basically one shot all of them and there is basically nothing we can do. I'm going to prepose that the messy egg ONLY works on computers and not robots; Cosmic Disgust; Somewhat pissed off