Breathalyzer showed a blood alcohol level of .158 (almost twice the legal limit).

You know I luvs ya and your memes but toss us guys a bone here and there, use a picture of a nice looking woman.

LMAO, BFF! Ok, here is one for you but she WASN'T the lady who showed up for the interview! I would have the libs all over me for not crossing my t's properly (much less dotting my i's).

Suggestion: have a beer or two and then have a 're-look' at the original picture and see if she doesn't improve! (Don’t The Girls All Get Prettier At Closing Time?)

Hope that works and as always, thanks for your support!

Much better picture, love the naughty librarian look, thanks. I don't drink but if I did it would take more than two.

Somehow I can’t see the funniness in this crime

Gee, you must be the only one, Chaos. You miss the irony? The fact that when applying for a JOB (at the sheriff's office, no less), the lady shows up drunk and now has a "record" at the same office and not a "job"?

Just betting that you don't find this video funny either....
https://twitter.com/i/status/1674498717066338304
Am I right?

Calm down 60 year old man. I do get the joke but it isn’t really interesting to me. Let’s stop this at that.

Since when is it my job to entertain you? I see memes I don't like but I don't take it upon myself to contact the OP and tell them directly how I FEEL ABOUT THEIR MEME! You are funny and I must say a bit "entitled"....lmao! I do not know how our younger generation will navigate in the big world.

I’m done here. I don’t mean to offend you.

People post different things, and I tolerate that.