This is from the post where eggy was putting the new forgis on the jeep

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Eggy has no clue

(Mr T proceeds to put on face paint and a tribal mask)
Mr T: EGGYHEAD HAS APPEASED THE WRITERS, NOW WE MUST APPEASE THEM FOR RIZZ!
(He starts chanting and walking around a bonfire)

Eggy: *confused screaming*

(Mr T picks him up and throws him into the fire)
Mr T: ACCEPT THIS GIFT WRITING GODS, AND BLESS US WITH POWERS, RIZZ, AND EVEN MORE RICHES THAN I ALREADY HAVE

*Eggy doesn't burn*

Eggy: it's warm... Mmmm...

bob: I can help (mini portals eggy)

(But it’s mostly because eggy gives his characters gf’s or he makes them super depressed when shiver says no)

You'd be bummed out if the girl you loved didn't like you back

If a girl I like doesn’t like me back, i move on, love tears you apart if you can’t handle it write,