The good news is my college shut down right after I graduated, so the courts ruled I not only don't have to pay my $120,000 student loan, but anything I paid in gets refunded.
AS PRESIDENT I HAVE THE RIGHT TO CANCEL COLLEGE LOANS! IDIOT! THE HOUSE CONTROLS THE PURSE STRINGS SO IT'S OUR RIGHT! YOU'RE BOTH STUPID AND WRONG! COLLEGE LOANS ARE IN TRUTH A TYPE OF CONTRACT! CONTRACTS ARE UNDER THE AUTHORITY OF THE COURTS! COURTS ARE THE ONES WHO DECIDE WHETHER A CONTRACT REMAINS INTACT OR GETS BROKEN AND NULLIFIED! UNLESS THE PEOPLE WHO ARE TRYING TO GET OUT OF THEIR CONTRACTUAL OBLIGATION TO PAY BACK THE LOAN CAN PROVE THE OTHER PARTY ACTED IN A WAY THAT IS ILLEGAL LIKE EXTORTING/BLACK MAILING THE OTHER PARTY INTO SIGNING THE CONTRACT THEN THE PEOPLE WHO ACCEPTED THE MONEY WILL HAVE TO PAY BACK THE LOAN OR SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES! HOW SERIOUS ARE CONTRACTUAL OBLIGATIONS TO THE COURTS? AS LONG AS EVERYTHING IS LEGAL EVEN THE MOST LIBERAL OR LEFTIST OF JUDGES WILL BALK AT THE IDEA OF LEGALLY BREAKING AND NULLIFYING A CONTACT
