Well, if you've been around the Internet more than a time or two
Then you've probably seen some things that didn't sit too well with you
The BME Pain Olympics, Rule 34
The Power Five(?), Gurochan, and underage p*rn
But there's a group of people that are working on the net
That'll make you wanna burn your eyes out with cigarettes
Furries are almost certainly the lowest of the low
Here's a song to educate you so you'll know!
Now, if you don't know what a furry is, allow me to explain
Furries are a mix of animals and humans, that's the main thing
There's a lot more to it than this, you see
Furry is a lifestyle, not just an image
Your basic average furry is a man in his 30's
Overweight, socially inept, and really dirty
He says he has Asperger's, so he doesn't have to answer
For the way he kills conversations faster than cancer
Furries like to have competitions
To see who can find the most things wrong with them
To try to get attention, they'll pretend to have depression
Or cry about their past in a roleplay session
Furries love each other 'cause no one else will
They live in furry houses in the middle of Hixville
Having little parties with their fursuits on
Here's a tip from Anonymous: You're Doing It Wrong!
(Furries) Make a habit out of r*ping your childhood
(Furries) The burnt furries tried hard as they could to make the fandom acceptable
To keep it all clean, but they couldn't control it, and now it's all a sex scene
(Furries) A little symbol of utility
(F*cking Furries) Posting naked pictures no one wants to see, except
(Furries) When your social life is on the Internet,
then you lower all your standards and you take what you can get
The furry fandom doesn't have its own identity
It's basically a clusterf*ck of nerd communities
A little bit of anime, a bit of fantasy
And a generous helping of beastiality
Every weird fetish that you've ever heard before
Was invented by Japan, and then stolen by a furry
By the time you think you've cataloged every furry kink,
Then they'll throw you for a loop and go and f*ck the kitchen sink!
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