Fellow sigma males: Are you tired of being lost in a sea of quivering betas and brain-dead alphas? Do you wish you could connect with fellow sigma males based solely on their grindset? Of course you don’t, you’re a sigma male! We’re lone wolves! But sometimes the best way to grind alone is with a buddy. And that’s why we’ve come out with the first meeting app for sigma males only. Swipe right on sigma males with compatible grindset and you’ll be using your strengths together in no time. As a sigma male myself, I’m always looking to innovate, and that’s why I made the world’s first meeting app for sigma males. It matches you with other sigma males based solely on grindset. We call it Grindr, get your grind on
Listen sigmas, I know how important your grindset is to your hustle. You disregard women and get the bad. Let me say that again: You disregard WOMEN, and you get the BAG. Install Grindr.
Now some of you sigmas are probably still thinking: “I’m a lone wolf, I don’t need anybody else.” I’m a lone wolf too, trust me. I’m hungry. I’m ravenous. I haven’t eaten in weeks. I’m the lonest of lone wolfs, I hate other people. It’s just, you know, sometimes I feel like that the lone wolf analogy doesn’t hold up cuz like, if you even apply it to humans it doesn’t hold up. Even for wolves, most lone wolves are elderly females that have been expelled from the pack, they’re gonna die soon, they’re not doing well. But of course I only want to meet people to use them for productive ends, of course that’s how all social interactions should be. Because we as sigma males represent the peak of society, the voices in my head tell me that all the time.
Anyways what was I saying? Install Grindr.
