Place your bets

"Sandy Bag" Do I get a prize?

Was this a trip/fall assassination attempt?

I've got to alert the president!

Perhaps I'll just allow the NSA agent monitoring my memery to pass it along.

I'll see ya on the reeducation bus.
Pretty sure they have a seat for me right under the CCTV.

😄 sounds like the way things will go down.

I am impressed with your skill in scouring the photographic evidence for clues - you found the "patsy"!