IMAGE DESCRIPTION:
THE FOLLOWING IS EXCERPTED FROM "THE PROBLEM WITH JON STEWART" WHEREIN AN INHERENT NON-THINKER DEMONSTRATES JUST HOW DEEP RIGHT-WING HYPOCRISY & COGNITIVE DISSONANCE RUNS:; OKLAHOMA STATE SENATOR NATHAN DAHM (R): "I'M DEFENDING THE RIGHT OF THE INDIVIDUAL TO KEEP AND BEAR ARMS."; JON STEWART: "THAT'S A DIFFERENT ARGUMENT. YOU MAY DO-- HERE'S-- HERE'S-- HERE'S WHAT I'M SAYING. YOU WANT TO SAY 'I'M A SECOND AMENDMENT PURIST AND I'M MAKING IT SAFER.' YOU'RE NOT; YOU'RE MAKING IT MORE CHAOTIC. AND THAT'S NOT A MATTER OF OPINION. THAT'S THE TRUTH."; DAHM: "THAT IS A MATTER OF OPINION, JON."; STEWART: "BUT WHY TAKE AWAY THEIR [STATE REGULATORS] TOOLS?"; DAHM: "BECAUSE CERTAIN OF THE TOOLS THAT THEY'RE [STATE REGULATORS] USING WOULD BE INFRINGEMENTS UPON THE PEOPLE'S RIGHT TO KEEP AND BEAR ARMS, UPON THEIR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS, UPON DUE PROCESS AND UPON OTHER THINGS."; STEWART: "SO YOU'RE SAYING THAT REGISTERING [FIREARMS] IS AN INFRINGEMENT?"; DAHM: "YES."; STEWART: "OKAY... IS VOTING A RIGHT?"; DAHM: "IT'S A RIGHT FOR CITIZENS, YES."; STEWART: "DO YOU HAVE TO DO ANYTHING TO DO IT?"; DAHM: "YES."; STEWART: "WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO DO?"; DAHM: "IT DEPENDS ON THE STATE."; STEWART: "WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO DO?"; DAHM: "SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO-- YOU HAVE TO BE AT LEAST 18 YEARS OLD."; STEWART: "WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO DO?"; DAHM: "AND IN SOME PLACES, YOU HAVE TO HAVE A GOVERNMENT-ISSUED ID."; STEWART: "WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO-- YOU HAVE TO--"; DAHM: "YOU HAVE TO BE ON THE VOTER ROLLS."; STEWART: "RRRREGISTER. YOU HAVE TO REGISTER."; DAHM: "MM-HMM."; STEWART: "SO YOU HAVE TO REGISTER TO A RIGHT. IS THAT AN INFRINGEMENT?"