I would take a shotgun to her head, scream YEE YEE, get my illegal fireworks, light her up, then run her over with my lawn cutting tractor. talk about redneck 99
if i found her in my fridge i'd pour in some liquid helium then set the fridge to ultra-cryo mode until she completely freezes over and is just a human shapes piece of ice
if i'm feeling extra evil i might get a mallet and break the ice and use the parts as ice cubes to cool down this summer
(/j obviously)
I would shoot her right in the head, throw some holy water on her so she’s safe to touch, burn her on the stake, then drive to my private property and bury her there.