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It's kinda weird how an "innocent" guy (self-proclaimed, mind you) accused of so many crimes is demanding a pardon-pledge from his political rivals. If the evidence doesn't back the charges, what's the problem? Anyway... let's talk about Dear Leader trying to self-pardon if he's re-elected. Obviously -to any thinking person at least- self-pardon is a non-starter regardless; but let's explore the possibles if he were to try and the SCOTUS gave it a 6/3 green light... Now that there's zero Presidential accountability, a coalition of the willing and carte blanche to do whatever, whenever to whoever he pleases, he could get rid of the SCOTUS and Congress; gotta eliminate those checks and balances first thing. And the Constitution? Straight into the trash.
Who needs all those rules --especially the pesky ones about free speech, unreasonable search and seizure, keeping and bearing Arms, probable cause, due process and equal protections, right? He could/would necessarily need to have anyone in the DOJ, FBI, CIA, NSA, etc., state and local governments who ever made/makes even the slightest peep against him assassinated and replaced with toadies. How else can you have a proper schutzstaffel? Oh, and he'd have to end free elections -after he's got a list of all the people who voted against him or for someone he doesn't like, naturally... because pogroms; can't have dissent or the plebiscite deciding who's in power... You're probably thinking; "Trump would never do anything so monstrous!!"; Wouldn't he? He didn't hesitate to try to force an old woman out into the street so he could raze her house to build a limo parking lot... Still, none of that would really be your concern, right? You guys would be there, in lock-step, helping derp Fuhrer build the new Fatherland, wouldn't you? It's not like any of that would impact your lives, would it? I mean... at least not until some infraction (be it real or imagined), you having something he wanted or maybe just a transient desire for entertainment landed you on Caligula Naranja's elimination docket...
