Just get the #1…JUST GET THE #1!

A man decided to eat some fast food
A the cashier frowned at him
Which was very rude
The man drop kicked me cashier
The cashier moaned
And that is the end
Of this glorious poem

What the f**k, Let's go see a duck!
What the hell, Go and ring the doorbell!
Holy shit, Jump in a bottomless pit!
Why are you gay? Keep the demons at bay...

That's good man

Thx

I will try to find memes you haven't poemed on and I'll write my poems

Yessir

what the f**k

I-

Excuse me
The fUÇK

"Uhhh... Can I get a 10 piece nugget meal with a soda and-"
"Sir, this is a Starbuck's-"
"I DON'T F**KING CARE JUST GIVE ME THE GO***MN F**KING NUGGETS"

Uhhhhhhhh sausage egg Mac muffin

"I'm sorry but it is 8:00 PM. The breakfast menu is long gone."

Dam

You've been holding up the line for 9 hours. Please move on or decide a menu item.

Oh sorry, felt ten hours longer, but I’ll just take some medium fires I guess.

*The +McDonalds worker takes out a gallon of gasoline and grins*

Fries, my bad

*The worker sighs and puts away the flamethrower and gasoline*

uhm you've been here for 6 days you should go home

Think what you want to have BEFORE you go to mcdonalds dumbass

I'm here to poison myself

Not to brag or anything but mines kinda…
Burnteierer…

Uhh food

That's what the menu is for

Yes, especially when you don't have your orders planned out in your mind X_X

Hell yea

Yea me too...

"can i get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-"

uhh ... uhh .. mmhh ... uuhhhh ... wait uhh ... eeeh .... bruuuh ... i thiiiinnk ..... uhhh

egxnrzwkmlfg,xbhoziuewranfzgxbh kn,zloe

Wtf
Get this out of grtr

Here*you

Me whenever people ask me a thing I should know

Can I get #uhhhhh

It's so confusing fr

Yep

“Ill buy mcdonalds so i can get my money back and have free food and buisness forever” *gives 1 billion monopoly money*

haven't been to mcdonalds since I was like 6-

I went this morning

Can I get uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh

which is why when i get a job and a card ima just get the mcd's app tho it doesn't allow ad blockers

Order order order WHERE'S THE ORDER

stfu