Add it to the list:
- I don't have any classified documents
- The documents I don't have were taken by accident
- The documents I don't have were planted by the FBI
- I was just bringing my work home, like so many hard-working Americans - but I don't have any documents
- Melania took the documents I don't have
- Other presidents took home classified documents
- I declassified the documents I don't have by thinking about it
- I only took the folders. They look cool with "CLASSIFIED" and "TOP SECRET" on them.