1. You’ll get into arguments with random strangers all the time (online and offline)
2. You’ll get to talk about it all the time (whether people want you to or not)
3. You’ll get to engage with 19th and 20th century literature a lot
4. Political extremism is a substitute for the hole inside your heart due to not receiving enough parental affection
5. Because
6. Red and yellow are pretty colors
7. You get to tell your gf that buying viagra is bourgeois decadence (she’ll even invite other men to your house for you to be friends with!)
8. Going outside counts as bourgeois decadence; Top 8 reasons you should be a communist like me
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