Second story:
Spongebob was happily cleaning up his house one day when he stumbled upon Patrick's drawer. He was curious about what could be inside and, upon opening it, he found something extremely strange. It was a toy shaped like a dick, and the packaging said it was made by Super Dick Miracles.
Spongebob called out to Patrick, who was sitting in the kitchen, nervously biting his nails. "Patrick, what is this thing?" Spongebob asked, showing him the toy.
Patrick blushed deeply and started fumbling over his words. "W-well, I got it a while back," he stammered. "It's a really cool toy, Spongebob. It can do all kinds of things. It can shoot out some milk or even move around and run. It can eat your snacks and turn them into feces!"
Spongebob was skeptical and a little bit disgusted by the idea of a toy that could create feces. "That's disgusting, Patrick," he shook his head. "Why would you want something like that?"
Patrick explained that the toy was more than just a gross novelty item. It could also wail and moan, and it sprayed feces everywhere when it was excited. "And the best part?" Patrick said, grinning. "It can fly."
Suddenly, without warning, the toy shot off the table and flew up into Spongebob's ass. He screamed in agony and rolled around on the floor as the toy spun and flew around inside of him.
Patrick was mortified and quickly ran to call a doctor. Spongebob was rushed to the hospital, where doctors eventually managed to remove the toy from his rectum. After that terrifying ordeal, Spongebob made a vow never to trust Patrick's toy recommendations ever again.
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