If you need an explanation look in comments.

The Hunter: so (puts down his bottle of scotch and wipes his face) I still gotta chance..?

(replying to other comment)
Ove: For short it means: "You wanna fight, loser?"

(Ah okay)
The Hunter: I’m not gonna beat you up kid… I may be drinking liquor like orange juice, but I’m not THAT low…

Ove: what? Afraid you're gonna get beat by an 8 year old? I understand, I COULD totally beat you.

The hunter: (murmurs) these spoiled ass kids these days…

The hunter: kid I’m not gonna sit here and argue about this. You’re dreaming to big kid. You gotta chose reasonable outcomes. It’s one of the habits yknow

Ove: I'm a Demigod, I'm allowed to have goals a little higher than most people.

The Hunter: you’re also a kid….

Ove: ok and? (Also, spam this in msmg 7ppp65.gif (click to show) )

Ove: no, because that's illegal.

The Hunter: your that one kid with the fat father eh…?

Ove: he isn't fat. If anything, you are.

The hunter: that’s just the armor, trust me kid, ‘nam got me jacked and f**ked up… what do ya even want anyways…?

Ove: to tell you that you dating Astra is illegal. You're like what, 40? 50?
She's 3, and even if she wasn't, she'd still not go out with you because of your idiotic introduction. I mean, what idiot would just walk up to someone, call them hot with no introduction, and gets confused when they don't want to be with you?

The Hunter: listen kid, i don’t know what’s up with you, but you realize she’s not a person… and even if she was, I would know if she’s a 3 year old. Also that wasn’t my introduction, that was my pickup.. if you wanna learn about love then just talk to my supervisor…

Ove: ok, still illegal.
I can tell I DEFINITELY know more about love than you do, especially with THAT skinny body.

The Hunter: alright kid.. you really wanna play that game?
(He takes off his arm plates to show that he’s jacked)
You kids are sure as hell annoying… if it was the 50s I woulda kicked your… never mind….

Ove: Aight,
Time to initiate my I.N.S.T. Gation technique.

The Hunter: I’m not even gonna ask…

Given what happened last time I doubt it.

(He lays down on his floor and picks up the bottle of scotch, chugging it)
The hunter: yknow, random voice in my head, why can’t I have nice thing… a family, a life without death, love, just anything that will make me happy??

You do acknowledge Astra isn't the only girl, right?

(He throws the bottle on the ground)
The hunter: THE ONLY GIRL I ACTUALLY LOVED, (sighs) usually the “relationships” I have with women only last one night… but for some stupid reason, I don’t like her just because of her body, and for me…. That’s a very odd first….. ( he starts to calm down and reaches for another bottle )

Yet?

i'm thinking about what i'll do with her.

as in if i'll ship her with anyone or not.

Yo, I got a few questions to ask you in memechat.

John: Hey collector, you have been called

You have to go to Stonehenge and go through the portal, you will meet the 4 rulers of my planet

Collector: right. That thing.

*later on the planet*
Emperor Verdi: So is this the ruler of the other world?
John: Y-Yes

King Zyfron: *looking from above since he is 8 feet tall* Well then

President Howlen: Then what are your words?

Collector: I have a plan to heal your planet's star. I have managed to contain the power of infinity, and I plan to put it into a device I will put inside the star to heal it. Once the process is complete I will remove the device and continue testing.

*King Zyfron comes closer*

Zyfron: Are you sure this wont kill our star?
*Collector looks up to him, since Zyfron is 8 feet tall*

Verdi: As Emperor of Veridia i must secure that WHATEVER you will do will not terminate us

Kappa: I not approve yet!

Howlen: Yeah, wait, Verdi what happened last time, oh yeah you stole my resources didn't you?

Verdi: You dare accuse me?

collector: i have been creating technology like this for centuries, if anyone is gonna be able to save your star it's gonna be me.

Howlen: *takes out his mechanical sword* You stole them! *He charges against Verdi*
*Verdi takes out his sword, made of cryingforge*
*There is an epic battle scene but we dont have the budget to write it*

*Zyfron stops them*

Zyfron: You two look like children! Stop fighting and listen to the visitor!

Verdi: *walks to Collector* So you are saying you can regenerate our star?

*Looks at John*

Verdi: *gives a book to Collector* Before you do anything else, study our minerals, our sun's composition is based on them

https://planet-aurelia.fandom.com/wiki/The_Minerals

Zyfron: Well then, you can transfer your studies here, us Zephyrians have other worldly intellect

collector: *reads the book at lightning fast speed*

well, i'm surprised you didn't find the problem sooner.

it's actually one of the first ones in this book
(mainly because i didn't want to spend several hours irl just to read the minerals section of the wiki)

fireforge, a paradoxical metal that is vulnerable to it's own element which makes it highly unstable.

the exact type of material you DON'T want a star to be made of

so, i could make modifications to the core design and make it activate the magical properties of the cryingforge to slowly weaken the fireforge by turning it into other more stable materials such as coalforge, which is still a fire based material but a more stable one.

Verdi: Well Maybe you skipped the primary composition of our star, *points to the Aetherium mineral*

Zyfron: We believe that's the primary source of energy our star receives, something changed recently

Howlen: Our star isn't the same

Verdi: Help us and our star, and we will reward you with this book, to read it and study it more carefully *takes book* and we will reward you with some of our metals, from all 4 continents

Ok, if you need to know what I mean when I say it's like dipper and Wendy I'll give a quick explanation

Wendy is 16 (I think)

Dipper is 12

Dipper has a crush on Wendy, and in a later episode he actually confesses to her, but she points out that she's too old for him. And they continue on just being friends for the rest of the show.

That's how I picture ove x Astra, even though Astra is WAY younger than ove, she's also more mature. And we have that exact same situation as in gravity falls

Astra is 16 (in maturity)

Ove is 12 (actually 8, but also maturity)

I mean l, it’s does give a pattern

So you forgor me

Ye

So I’m Blobler who then became Cal and then became Chips Man

Also I was sent here for a list of what happened, so hit it

You'll have to be more specific

Here’s a comment to be specific
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good, we don’t need any of our ocs to like children

To be fair, when they get older, the 5 year age difference won't be too big and it won't matter as much.