The worst ones you can find!! Vines are also acceptable

Don't have a pillow fight with the grim reaper unless you're prepared for the reaper cushions

Uuuuugggghhhh!!!!!!

XD

Why did I laugh-

A better one has some participation required. Anyway: Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall, Pete fell off. Who is left?

ik this one xpet its a boat

TBH the joke I would tell doesn't translate well so... There's no point in saying it......Then again...I forgot it-

Idh a dad joke but here is one from my grandpa. Here it goes: It was a dark and stormy night, all of the soldiers were sitting around the campfire. The captain said to the Sergent "Sergent tell us a story!" So the Sergent said it was a dark and stormy night, all of the soldiers were sitting around the campfire. The captain said to the Sergent "Sergent tell us a story!" So the Sergent said it was a dark and stormy night, all of the soldiers were sitting around the campfire the campfire. The captain said to the Sergent "Sergent tell us a story so the Sergent said... I think you get the idea

What do you get when you cross a dad joke with a rhetorical question?

What?

Child: Dad I'm hungry
Dad: Hi Hungry, I'm Dad
Child: Dad please it's been 2 days

What do you call a grounded cow?
Ground beef.

A guy walked into a bar, the second one ducked.

Using Bluetooth, huh? Last time I had Bluetooth, I had to see a dentist.

When I came out to my stepdad as trans a few months ago, and he said, “Hi, trans, I’m [Insert stepdad’s name here]”

What did Tennessee? The same thing as Arkansas.

when does a joke become a dad joke... when it becomes aparent

No thats when it leaves and never comes back

ssshhhhh

XD

>=3

I'm a bad person XD

I got more dark humor if you wanna memechat

yes >=3

Into the cursed comments section you go!

XD

Not really cursed

True

How do celebrities stay cool?

They have many fans

what's brown and sticky?
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a stick!

False, not all sticks are brown

well damn.

:3

I have a dirty one

fusion reactor? more like faliure reactor!!! (for those who don't know, this is a nuclear energy joke)

How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it
What has two butts and kills people? An assassin

ig the "im tired , hi im dad" joke is the only one i rlly know

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car.

I yelled “cow!” to a women on a bike and she gave me the finger.

Then she piled her bike straight into the cow.

what do you call a cow with no legs?

ground beef

J'étais sur la route, tranquille, y'avait et là, j'ai eu un flash, comme une vision. Et j'ai vu que je roulais à 132 à la place de 130. its in french so sorry but idk if its will sounds good in english.....wait.....OH !!!! THE WORST !!!! Oof..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AYv6rV3NXE

What do you call a dog with no legs?

Guy 1:
I'm gonna do it!
*does it*

Why are 20 and 22 the same? Because 10 + 10 is 20, and 11+11 is 22.

Can a match box?
No, but a tin can!

Thomas Sanders vines are life :D

Teacher : Who's ready for a new week of learning??
Student: *calling over a fortress of desks* Sorry, no one came
Student: *crouches down under the wall to reveal all the students hiding behind it* Okay, may she'll just leave-

what do you call a dog who’s a magician?

a labracadabrador