🔛🔝

💀🤯

Died of spontaneous combustion

🪠🏌

flicked a plunger and it hit your balls too hard

💀👍

I'm the same ad drizzy lemme guess

😁😭
Happi :D then sad :(

Depression

Wow

😭🔥

what

flames

😭💅

LMAOOOOO

Death: painted nails with uranium

👍😎
Death: too cool

💀🙃

Death: inverted gravity sent you to the atmosphere, burning you alive.

AAAAAAAAA

Death: flipped upside down and then killed

I died like a mfing cartoon character

💀😄
whar

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tanganyika_laughter_epidemic

Death: too much laughter

Holy shit...

💀👍🏻

Same as drizzy

Death: your stupid ass agreed to be shot in the p**is

I would never do such thing
You idiotic scumbag

👁❗️
what the f**k

Death: saw too much hentai

how the hell did you get that out of an eye and a ❗️

Death: a vein in your eye exploded, killing you.

that makes sense

♀️♂️
What happens if I do these

Death: sex.

🎁🗿
Do these

Death: you tried to give a moai statue to someone, so you stole one. Later, the police found you. Sentence: death.

🕳️☄️
What if I do these two

🫎👏

Death: clapped too hard

Did I clap the mooses checks to hard so it kicked me

Yes

✅❌

Death: couldn’t decide to kill self or not, and decided to do it.

I was thinking lethal gameshow

😘😢

Death: died from crying. Your wife left you.

💀👍

Death: you listened to Lightning McQueen

😔🤓

Death: you called someone a nerd, and the f**king ripped off your skin with an axe

Holy shi-