I appreciate your offer, but as a representative of the black community I must respectfully decline. While I understand your perspective, I stand by my decision and have no regrets. Thank you for considering me, but I believe it is best for both parties to pursue other opportunities. Perhaps the Hispanic community would accept your offer.
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I am not Hispanic, but a Muslim, so I’m just gonna make sure I decline in advance for my Muslim community. The reason we decline is based on the simple fact we do not eat pork.
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As a representative of the european community, I also decline your kind offer, for the simple reason that we try to keep our diet healthy at least to a moderate degree
On behalf of all Australians, I would also like to politely decline in advanced, for the simple reason that this nation is an unliveable environment for her, because whales are a crocodile’s favourite food
As a member of the Egyptian Community, I would like to surely decline your offer in advance, of course we bar you from ever coming to Egypt and from ever eating out food, we already have decline in food, the problem need not get worse.
A simple reminder to my brethren of different ethnicities, please nominate other groups to accept this "meaty" offer, I nominate the Americans
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As a representative of the American community, I will have to decline, given that 42% of us already struggle with weight gain. Perhaps our British brethren will accept.
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As a fellow citizen and representative for the nation of Great Britain, I may politely decline, for we are too invested and focused on setting our tea time and our tragic death of the mighty queen Elizabeth II. Mayhaps our Japanese acquaintances will accept your kind request. (I'm not British but whatever)
