Whoa... XDDD

Hunger games

YES

Your whole existence will be dieing after the efforts of not being dead

At least those lifeguards will be doing the job they are paid to do

Oh yeah... They'll actually be doing something

“But wait, I have a disability-”

Well TOO BAD >:D
*Pushes them into water for swimming race*

i would just refuse lmao

Same
But they might take us anyway :[]

in that case, use gun

XDDD