Uh oh

Why is Google Chrome like a submarine?
They tend to get a little slow if you open too many windows.

lol good one and true that is why I use opera gx

same

it looks cool and vpn works well so why not

exactly

Is this an eyeroll pun 🫠

Yes, it could be.

so, can I post about it in the eyeroll stream

me: drops something
everyone in japan:

won't happen, sorry! :)

have several of those already that i'm aware of lmao

Me: eats chicken breast

The person in the chicken costume: ‘-‘

SUS

What people r us said

NOOO D:

hey iceu! dontcha know how people used to make those darn ohio memes? make one, but replace ohio with minnesota. my state is never recognized

yes it does.

when

What NeverLikely said

What Flick said

LOLOLOL

Also you: *wakes up*
*Guy comes in*
You: WHO ARE YOU?!
God: i am god. You died in the submarine by drowning
Now you are in heaven
You: oh no

Me:This is wrong shouldn't I be in hell?

God: wait what the f**k i messed up
You: w- what?
God: ok i fixed it. Now go in hell
You: WAITWAITWAITWAITWAIT NONONONONONO
*God sends you to hell*
You: well s**t

Me: I WAS JOKING

God: you killed other people opening the window in the submarine
You: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT
God: due to the rules of heaven, even if you kill somebody by accident, it's considered murder and so you gotta go to hell
*Sends you to hell*
Demon: YOOOO i heard u killed some people uh?
You: y- yes?
Demon: i like bad boyz like u. Let's play Minecraft shall we?
You: oh ok

5 years later...
Me : AHHH I JUST DIED WHY DID YOU PUT IT ON HARDCORE MODE?!

Demon: wtf wdym I'm the demon u forgot? I have crazy as* powers
*Revives you in Minecraft*
You: but, how?
Demon: XD Bro I'm just the demon I'm more powerful than what you could imagine
You: wow it means we're invincible
Demon: in other words, yea we do

Me:Should we go into other peoples hardcore worlds and push them into lava and watch them rage

Demon: i have the power to do that too!
You: ok let's go
*Both enter into the 5 years old Philza hardcore world*
Demon: LOOK! A LAVA POOL! LETS STEAL HIS ARMOR QND INVENTORY BEFORE, SO HE CAN'T ESCAPE!
*Demon steals his armor and items*
*You pushes Philza into lava*
*Philza dies*
Philza: AJGHHHHHHTYGHGDTGTYHGG WHAT THE FUUUUUU
you: was Philza streaming?
Demon: he did 🤣
You and the demon: 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Philza:

It won't let me reply to the other one, but
Me: should we hack other games?

Same problem. But the morel of the story is drown people and be stupid to make gamers miserable

Exactly

Me: That was fun lets find more victims😈

Demon: ok
*20 years passes*
You: damn demon, we trolled every Minecraft player!
Demon: yea! Now what can we do?
You and demon:

Relatable

I do nazi the problem there.

There's oxygen in water

well i mean you aren't wrong but water is water, not oxygen

Shuhsh

Well, it could also be oxygen dissolved in the water, fish can breathe it, but we can't.

we can't split the hydrogen and oxygen from each other

I strongly suggest you read up about water splitting on Wikipedia.

BUT IN A SUBMARINE ITS NOT A LAB