I can't figure out a good comeback! I need help

How does an imgflip user have a gf

Been going strong for a year now, known her for three.

It's possible lad.

it almost seem impossible

It literally is

sometimes it takes a man to become best girl

Oh no, she's a female, trust me, she proved it long ago.

especially msmg

We do not care

Wait.
What is your biological sex?

I am a guy. Cis. Straight.

Phew

he's a guy

Phew

Lethally hurt yourself.
Problem solved.

Say this:

well I mean I love astolfo to the extent that I'd let him whip me and even piss in my mouth. Heck, I'd even let him make me his obedient little slave. My biggest dream in life has always been sucking his delicious, fat, long, juicy, hard, throbbing cock. I know I'll never achieve it but just the thought of it makes me hard.

Nah, you capping
Nobody here has a gf

Except Doggo_ somehow

Doggo's still trying to find a girlfriend that won't reject him

Peni:

Do we know if he's in a relationship with peni?

yes we do

In fact she confessed first

Oh really?
Link bro

Yeah I got to find it rq

Imagine having a relationship

Good for you man

I have no idea

No.

Respond with, "Are you talking about Joe?" for a start.

You a dude?

.

Yes.

I've been a dude, I've always been a dude, I've said it right from the get go..

Yes, I'm a sucker for a good flirt, sue me.

Maybe I will

i don't know how to do that

I do not care