Oof o_o

Bro the second guy rn:

I’m a 15 time Nobel peace prize nominee 😎

Me too XD

Gah DAMN

Ikr :0

meanwhile i'd be given an award for being the most law abiding citizen ever

An award you didn't earn?

it's a joke obviously, but seriously, i'm not s**y at all

Oddly wholesome

Me too. (Not because I’m sexy or something but because I committed a few war crimes in Europe and Asia)

😳

that right there, kids, is classified as a murder

if being hot was a crime i would be executed
not for being hot but for all the dead bodies i left in my wake

XD

That made a *crunch* when it landed on the first guy's ego

Bro was framed 💀💀💀

Oooh

That's a ratio and a half

It is :)