Shape shifting

you can only shapeshift into anthropormorphic animals

tldr; furry.

I like that

side effect 2: if you turn into something too furry your p**is explodes followed by the rest of your body

wha-

too furry = die

sad

you have to become a specific basic 3d shape
e.g if you want to be a dog you have to be a cube dog

ball cancer

low tier god lightning powers in real

You feel the effects of lightning being struck

You can create the perfect girlfriend

she hates you by default

bruj

I can create any object I think of

Its either the size of the twin towers or microscopic.

Hehehehe
I think of D

DAMN IT

You can become doomslayer

Only at 3:32 AM on saturday nights, whilst drinking vodka.

Oh, and if you dont have a constant supply of vodka flowing into your system (whether it be drinking, injections, etc,) you return to normal.

Everyone is attracted to you

they are attracted to your left pinky toe and want to suck it

What about this

Everyone fears you

if someone beats you up, you get $99999999999999999

If you dont meet 1 new person everyday your cock explodes

Not hard playing video games

to clarify: irl

oh fricc

giant cock disease

You have no arms

You can't speak

nuh uh

you werent the first reply

Racism

Site mods I'm joking don't kill me or this man

you can't get hard

ED:

you can change your gender/age anytime you want

You can only turn 43 years old, and only once.

I would want to walk through walls disappear and fly I’d be much more unique than the other guy

The willpower to do the right thing every time, in every single situation.

Every situation that you encounters best case scenario is horrible pain and torture vs worse pain and torture

I can choose my own side effect

I'm black