(try to imagine the British nature guy voice as you read this) this, rare specimen's species is nearly extinct. this rare creature is the elusive upvote beggar. these creatures beg for upvotes due to the lack of a sense of humor
IF THIS GETS 10 UPVOTES I WILL CALL FREDDY_THE_LEADER_BEAR FEDDY FAZBALL; IF THIS GETS 15 UPVOTES I WILL CALL THE_BLOB BLOOB; IF THIS GETS 20 UPVOTES I WILL CALL ENNARD_OFFICIAL INNARK