Fools. I have altered reality and unlocked new van upgrades and achieved the legendary Black Hole and Teleporter upgrades. These suck all the children into my van as soon as they respawn, and the teleporter teleports them to my constantly expanding basement, where i force them to hack peoples credit cards and make me money for more quantum upgrades. I have the legendary rarity Custom Skin, which can change colors as I wish through the in game purchase of the HyperKidnapper pass. I even force some kids to burn their brains alive in the lowest level of my basement, where they are tied to chairs and forced to go braindead and acquire discord moderator iq by forcing them to play league of legends and genshin impact. This also makes me money! Soon I shall build my ultimate child labor empire on pluto, when I log into reality tomorrow after a good night’s sleep!
