BANG BANG BANG, Sparkles like new!

Needs more bacon to be an American breakfast

If missing the breakfast hamburger

Come on!!! This is disgusting!!! I have a Ka-bar there too and my AR-15.

We actually have 2 mugs of ☕ or 🍺.
And where the hell is the breakfast hamburger smh.
More bacon.
Garlic bread, not toast. No eggs, they're kinda healthy.
AND YES, BREAKFAST GUN ON THE LEFT.
Where 🇺🇲

No the gun is in the right place but its supposed to be easy to draw so the gun needs to be upside down and it is missing many things and i will list them now AR-15/M4A1/M16 , Ka-bar knife, Medicinal M1 abrams tank, Pancakes and waffles, nuclear bomb, coffee, FAST helmet with an attached AN/PSQ-20, bacon, and a Vietnam era bell UH-1H helicopter

ur missing the damn breakfast hamburger.

The coffee is actually beer, the gun is an rpg Instead, and where the f**k is the 9999999999 calorie burger

No it's an AR-15, RPGs are for the middle east and Russia

sorry but the breakfast gun has to be a Remington model 870

That’s a common misconception. The paradox that is smart Americans don’t have a breakfast gun

it does go on the left

yes it does

there should be 5 stacks of eggs

Don’t forget to take the cartridge out and put it below the plate of bacon.

The breakfast at gun is the wrong one! It’s suppose to be an AR-15! smh..

Oh, and where is the breakfast cake?

breakfast cake, what are you talking about, it's breakfast steak

Clearly we Americans disagree on some stuff

obviously it's called democracy for a reason, we debate come to agree on some things, but continually disagree on a lot of other things, like guns

not enough bacon. also needs a couple big macs

this is pretty accurate but the only thing missing is the hamburger and the ar 15 on the left

Where's the stack of pancakes

Fr

what is that guy thinking the breakfast gu goes on top duh!

and it's A GLOCK!!! IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A REVOLVER!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

as a fellow sitizen of america that is acurate

that's a lot of bacon

it's not enough bacon

we still need more, about double that

yeah that seems pretty good

The amount of bacon concerns me

Took me a day to understand.

are you american

No

And I'm not Canadian, English, or Australian either

ah that makes sense why it took you so long to understand

also where is the mcdonalds?

This is all wrong the gun should already be in the kid’s backpack. He must be late for school

not enuf eggs

Only the cowboy hat is missing.

YEE HAWWWWWWWW

oh its no imagination

u forgot the ak47 on the right

not enough bacon man

exactly